1.  The only sure way to get invited to cool parties is to be the person throwing them.

2. It is never too much trouble to bake someone a birthday cake. It is also never too much trouble to pull an elaborate prank on those you love.

3. If you cook, plant an herb garden. You can fit one anywhere, even if a few pots. There’s no satisfaction like picking your own basil. It’ll save you a fortune.

4. Bacon – that is all.

5. Those things they sell in supermarkets are not tomatoes. They are tomato-shaped objects. Get
them from your own vine or buy homegrown. But do not eat the tomato shaped objects at the supermarket. The only exception are grape tomatoes, sometimes they are okay, but not always.