1. The only sure way to get invited to cool parties is to be the person throwing them.
2. It is never too much trouble to bake someone a birthday cake. It is also never too much trouble to pull an elaborate prank on those you love.
3. If you cook, plant an herb garden. You can fit one anywhere, even if a few pots. There’s no satisfaction like picking your own basil. It’ll save you a fortune.
4. Bacon – that is all.