Elves Gone Wild – 2013

So last year my elves got off the shelf and went just a little wild.

They seemed to forget who that booze in the cabinet belongs to.

They helped themselves to my credit card.
They were a little too fond of fire.
And perhaps a little bit killy


They got fresh with Angel Barbie.

I blame the alcohol.

Stealing my car keys was really the last straw.




I don’t care how bad your craving for San Marcos tacos happens to be.

At least they didn’t buy liquor.

I’d like to point out that once they got the good stuff home.

They didn’t share any of it with me.

But they didn’t mind sharing my Christmas cookies.

After a whole year spent in a plastic storage container. I’m curious as to what they’re up to this year.

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